I will do what I have to do, and you do what you have to. Germany: I don’t know why I even thought we could have a simple discussion. England says something about France having a horse in his soul) Russia: I know my ideas are best because otherwise I’d kill them!Ĭhina: I’m only allowed to hear my own thoughts, and those are the ones I like.Įveryone besides Germany: (More chatter and stuff. you feel like a horse’s ass! (something something)Īmerica: Hahaha! No need to argue! ‘Cause I’m right! That is enough!!! While you sit here, arguing about nothing, more of mankind are being turned into those noppera, or Pictonians, or whatever they’re called! Now listen! If we are turned into those things, that would mean we lose our faces, so we won’t be able to recognize any one of us from the other! Think about it you dummkopfs!!!įrance: I will never accept your (something something)Įngland: Argh…. (Everyone Besides Germany: *all chattering, fighting, and laughing, but I can’t make it out*) Italy: My movies are the most fun ones if you want to ask me! Japan: Mine are more quietly artistic with cultural storytelling.
Rgh…)Īmerica: Dude, you can’t compete with Michael Bay sequels.Ĭhina: That attitude is why I restrict your film!! (America and Russia: Hm?) (England and France: Rgh… rgh rgh…. Japan: Uh, well… this is why I sense the mood and refrain from speaking.Īmerica: Rock out, my dog, I’ve got the perfect job for you to have, then! Backup sidekick!Īmerica: Yeah, every superhero needs a sidekick! I should know I am the hero! They even make big budget Hollywood crazy good movies about it!Įngland: We also have top-notch productions in the UK!įrance: Um, time traveling phone booths can only go so far.Įngland: Shut it, Pepe le Pew! Just because you invented movie-making doesn’t mean you’re any good at it! All your films are good for is putting me to sleep!Ĭhina: I’ll have you know, my movies have been very popular lately. Italy: White flags!! Come on! I made a whole lot of them! See?! We could each wave our very own! Italy: I think we should gather under the white flag! Eh… eheh…Įngland: Why in God’s name would we put you in charge?!Īmerica: Duh! I’m the hero everybody knows that!įrance: Everyone knows I’ve got the biggest-Įngland: Nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!įrance: Shut up, black sheep of Europe! Eh! Japan: No, I was simply explaining what noppera means no more, no less!Ĭhina: Why the hell do I have to be turned into noppera because of stupid Japan and scary story.Īmerica: Focus, countries! Japan may have screwed things up, but we still have time to fix it! Now! Your ideas will all suck, so listen to me! We’ll combine all of our military strength! I’ll be in command, so you can all wear the colors of my flag! All heroes wear red, white, and blue! Are you trying to say this is all your fault, Japan?! Its proper name is a “noppera-bō,” ok?Įngland: Wait a tick. Japan: It is a Japanese monster without a nose, eyes, or a mouth. (Germany: Nh…) (Japan: Ah…) (Italy: A little smile for you!)Īmerica: Listen up! We can’t let these noppera dudes make Earth all freaky and boringly white, right?! This is wack! We’ve gotta stop these dudes!! Who’s with me?! Also, what’s a noppera? For real, dudes Picto’s in like way far outer space.Įngland: Your brain’s in way far outer space!!Īmerica: Dude, they’re born looking like noppera and they want everyone else to look just like them that’s what they’re doing! Hello?!
Tony, my righteous alien dude friend, told me they’re Pictonians from the planet Picto.
#Hetalia paint it white english sub how to#
Police Officer Pictonian: (blublub… blub… blub…)Īmerica: Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper thing in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity-Īmerica: -has been turned into noppera-bō ghosty blobs-Īmerica: -other noppera-bō, or bow, or bahh-I don’t really know how to say it. Woman: Ah…! Ah!! Please, somebody help me!!! (crying) Nice to meet you I’m Iceland, a new character. I don’t care what it takes! I gotta get popular again, like, real quick. Iceland: Oh skít… what the cripes! I don’t get hardly any tourists anymore.
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